The Good Shepherd
Some years ago a woman woke in the middle of the night to desperate, cries of "Help! Help!" Thinking that her husband was in distress, she shook him violently. Then, realizing that he was fast asleep, she got out of bed and headed down to the living room where the shouting was even louder. "Where are you?" she called out. "In the fireplace," was the reply... There, dangling in the chimney, was a burglar stuck upside down. Police and firefighters eventually freed the would-be thief, but only after dismantling the brickwork around the fireplace. What was funny in this story though was that whilst the homeowner waited for help, she turned on the living room lights and sat down to record the sight with her video camera, and apparently she got her Bible and read part of the gospel of John (John 10:1-10) where Jesus said, "Very truly, I tell you, anyone who does not enter the sheepfold by the gate, but climbs in by another way, is a thief and "a ba...