I think I may have told before the story of two battleships out on manoeuvres in heavy weather for several days. The visibility was poor with patchy fog, so the captain remained on the bridge of one of the ships keeping an eye on everything that was going on. Shortly after dark, the lookout reported, "Light, bearing on the starboard bow." "Is it steady or moving ?" the captain called out. The lookout replied, "Steady, Captain," which meant we were on a dangerous collision course with that ship. The captain then called to the signalman, "Signal that ship: 'We are on a collision course, advise them to change course twenty degrees.'" Back came the signal, "Advisable for you to change course twenty degrees." The captain said, "Send this message: "I'm a captain, you change course twenty degrees.'" "I'm a seaman second-class," came the reply. "You had better change course twenty degrees."...
Some thoughts… hopefully you’ll like them, but at the least I hope they’ll make you think a bit